In jail, In jail

Now there was just one day that I will never forget
I got jailed for something that I'll always regret
It was twelve o'clock, midnight and I wanted a snack
So I headed downstairs thought the fridge was packed

But when I opened the door what did I see?
The back of the fridge staring right at me
I thought to myself I could almost die
Then an image appeared A pizza pie

So I put on Adidas, headed out the door
As I pictured myself eating more and more
But the store was closed I busted into a rage
So I went to the crib and got my twelve-gauge

Ran back to the shop busted won the door
And all I saw was pizza galore
So I stuffed my face I couldn't even walk
I couldn't laugh, smile shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk

So I fell asleep with my face in my plate
And the next thing you know I was headed upstate

In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we're in jail because we failed

Well, Kool Rock is my name last part is "ski"
And I have the worst case of my M.C.
But listen to the story 'cause it's kind of strange
When I had this sort of hunger pain

Walking down the strreet with the bass of my box
With my stomach growling like a hungry fox
When I saw this scene or was it a dream?
A big restaurant sign called Burger King

So I went inside started stuffing my face
Didn't even think about the things I ate
But when the bill came up boy, was I shocked
I said, "I don't pay for nothing I'm the King of the Slops!"

In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we're in jail because we failed

But when our time is through we'll rock you and you
We turn parties out make you scream and shout
We're not very demanding or very outstanding
We got something unique and in the middle he's standing

On the microphone he rocks and shocks
Homeboys and girls It's the Human Beat Box

In jail, we're in jail because we failed
In jail, we're in jail because we failed
In jail, we're in jail because we failed.....